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Bug Demotivational Poster


TAGS: staunch little bugger
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Buzzramjet - July 12, 2012, 11:11 pm
50cal - April 5, 2011, 3:38 pm
So true.....
CaptainBaked - April 5, 2011, 11:04 am
Thanks bro :) ...anytime!
forseti - April 5, 2011, 8:21 am
Thx for not referring it to politifake! Nice one, Captain!


OPTIMISM - Tomorrow is a new day and a fresh start... or bitter ending to a worthless existance.

TAGS: bug optimism funny cold
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by coldinjected

coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:50 pm
OH! extistEnce... sorry Grey. I will do better next time.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:49 pm
Not sure what you mean Grey. Don't know FacePlant yet. My pic is Nightcrawler, favorite comic hero. I thought it was all spelled correct. I don't know the lingo yet. I'm a**uming the nazi thing is "grammer nazi"?
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2011, 8:13 am
must...not...nazi....ARRUUGGHH!! Is FacePlant your mentor? looks like him, spells like him...
Ed-Hyde - January 5, 2011, 7:18 am
welcome aboard cold, congrats.
coldinjected - January 4, 2011, 10:38 pm
Alright!!! My first one to make it through. Thanks for voting!

A Woman Scorn -

TAGS: arvoir relationships buggin done inflexible
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by vindicator

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:06 am
Weather the toilet seat is left up or down is a stupid thing to fight about. So since women are irrational men just put the seat down.

HERBIE VS GENERAL LEE - Looks like the Duke boys finally got what was coming to them.

60 Seconds -


TAGS: chimp bugs bunny quote
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - April 14, 2011, 6:31 pm

maybe grandma should see somebody about her dander situation.
ultimaterorschach - April 14, 2011, 2:23 pm
Looks like Grandma


TAGS: bah humbug debt hate rerun
Rating: 4.95/5

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Hawamleh - November 28, 2010, 7:44 pm
my mom's a christian and my dad's a muslim so I get a ****ton of holidays, the add up to 2 months worth... I'm like you rerun, I usually spend them at the local gaming-cafe, I'm a regular so they let me sleep there..
rerun - November 28, 2010, 7:32 pm

not at all.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 7:29 pm
Hope that wasn't crossing the line...
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 7:03 pm
well, I guess you can only do so much to dress up a dradle before it gets boring... Now cards, those can be fun, lol
rerun - November 28, 2010, 7:00 pm

@Ceijai = PM. @5150, I don't look at it that way. Never really cared for the holidays, now it is all about money. If I didn't have a daughter it would be a non event. I have told everybody NOT to buy anything for me at all. All I want is a card
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 6:37 pm
I am noticing people have been more inclined to fight with me on the road. I guess in their mind before i even speak is "oh god, ticket=money... paying ticket=money lost which in turn is less money for gifts. This guy is going to ruin xmas...ARGH!!!
rerun - November 28, 2010, 5:34 pm

just my perspective on the holidays, this is my least favorite time of the year
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:00 pm
I learned that My woman does not require me to go into debt just to see her smile. (thank jeebus)
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:38 pm
That's why we should stick to Hanukkah Harry! On Moishe! On Herschel! On Shlomo!

LOLCATS - The most annoying of all the bugs in the Matrix

HOLY CRAP! - I have boots just like those!

TAGS: boots creepy holy crap spider bug arachnid
Rating: 3/5

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Zed - October 24, 2009, 7:01 pm
Camel spider, while arachnids, aren't true spiders, they're closer related to solifugids and scorpions.
LD0ne - October 24, 2009, 1:38 pm
that is one nasty spider... ugh camel spiders i believe they are called
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
Sorry, I meant nice motifake! Spelling error in the last comment.
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
Oh my goodness what is that? That looks dangerous lol. Nice motifate! =)
Boomer - October 20, 2009, 4:47 pm
Me too.....

PUT THE CELL PHONE DOWN !! - yes it's a Bugatti

TAGS: bugatti cell phone river
Rating: 2.1/5

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CANADA - November 20, 2009, 10:39 pm
except there was no bird
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 10:39 pm
its from this video...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NJmB1F2mdE... the guy who crashed blamed a low flying bird combined with dropping his cell phone
agdaniele - November 20, 2009, 8:55 pm
Any chance of making the title less connected to the caption?

Toughts -

TAGS: gut bugs critters megan fox
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 4:12 pm
----I'd get arrested!!!! 5 LOL lions, Meenie!
GaryO - November 12, 2015, 9:39 pm
Dang, kinda purdy

I N S A N I T Y -

TAGS: bugs daffy bradbury
Rating: 4.91/5

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BobbEdwards - August 6, 2013, 10:09 pm
It's not "He doesn't have to shoot YOU now," it's "He doesn't have to shoot ME now." Well I say he does have to shoot me now! SO SHOOT ME NOW!!
Reality Lord - August 6, 2013, 9:49 pm

Duck season!
Cannabal - August 6, 2013, 7:20 pm
Wabbit season!


TAGS: bugs bunny mouse leopard meat
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Airman

jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:14 am
the mouse is like, OMMMMNOOOMMNOOM OOO whats that. lol
rerun - April 19, 2012, 8:23 pm

must remain polite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2012, 12:16 am
Happiness is commenting on a Motifake from a strip club. Have a good night b****es


TAGS: nuts bugs bunny crazy baseball
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Sho

suzieq - January 29, 2012, 4:51 pm
I thought it was the dog
Greeny - January 29, 2012, 4:42 pm
you got your bolts screwed up suzie
Sho - January 29, 2012, 3:02 pm
Baseball isn't known and played only in the USA
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 3:00 pm
this one is g55d, but for americans only, because for the rest of the planet, it is just a bolt and a weird-looking leather ball lol


BAD SPELLING - I blame the Bugton Gods.

BEING RICH - ...is no guarantee of being smart. But when you spend $1.7 mil on a car, I guess you believe it can do anything.

TAGS: bugatti veyron
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by RandomPixilator

Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 3:25 pm
Knowing you can pick up another $40k car to do your on-road driving this afternoon without blinking probably does affect your decision making process, yes. :P

ENOUGH - You're the laughing stock of the hunting world You're the constant butt of that 'wascally wabbits jokes Now you're serious

TAGS: bugs bunny elmer fudd serious enough
Rating: 4.22/5

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Treehodger - January 9, 2010, 2:00 pm
It's like The Punisher and Rorschach somehow had a child. Wow.


LITTLE THINGS - Life is made up of the small things we take for granted

TAGS: ladybug life water drop beetle
Rating: 3.91/5

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ratfink95 - June 12, 2012, 1:03 am
Its also made up of the things we see, notice, piss on, then wonder why they bite us on the a**!
rerun - June 9, 2012, 6:02 pm

post to motitwist


PENGUIN RIDIN' - They see me rolling. they hatin' They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty

opportunists -



TAGS: volkswagon bug june calendar
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

Budog - June 27, 2011, 2:18 am
Yeah, this is true but still gotta love the old Dubs...

CAT BUGLARS - Get me the extra-extra-extra small zip-tie cuffs, quick!

TAGS: cats buglars guns stealing funny
Rating: 3.25/5

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CloudchaserS - December 31, 2012, 12:08 pm
The first time I saw that, I laughed so hard, I fell off my dinosaur and it's still funny! 5L!

DRUGS - Who wants to meet their cartoon heroes?

vegetables -

TAGS: bug eattin vegetables
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:15 pm


ALBUQUERQUE - definitely should have taken a left

TAGS: bugs left
Rating: 4.72/5

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guyfox - March 30, 2011, 9:28 pm
you don't need to bother with such people
Airman - March 30, 2011, 6:13 pm
correction: South Pole is within a continent.. that was so far off Crank, I had to think about his answer for a minute.
crankyhead - March 30, 2011, 5:32 pm
boingers sense of geography = 1L Airmans dry sense of humor = 5L
Airman - March 30, 2011, 5:01 pm
it would be hard to surface at the South Pole since it is a continent
Airman - March 30, 2011, 4:59 pm
Hey Boinger.. Gunny is not a timmy. He is a regular contributor here. On August 3, 1958, the Nautilus went under the NORTH pole. The worlds first nuclear sub, and it never went to the South Pole
boinger - March 30, 2011, 3:19 pm
To the TMMY formerly known as 'GySgt1811': The Nautilus reached 90 degrees SOUTH, thus why it was the SOUTH POLE. Read before you comment TIMMY.
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:49 pm
Whats up doc? 5 carrots
ICEMAN - September 21, 2010, 11:50 pm
Love the tag. 5
GySgt1811 - September 21, 2010, 10:01 pm
"Nautilus. 90 North"


TAGS: bizzare bug strange insect scary frightening
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Gurgle - April 19, 2009, 10:20 am
AAAHHHHHH! I hate bugs.
Sean - April 17, 2009, 12:26 pm
It's an a**asin bug. They are quite ubiquitous. And the ones that aren't, are still everywhere.


TAGS: bug chlorophyll hair
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:39 pm
So ridiculous that I literally lol'd.


TAGS: kill the bugs
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Garrison1444

Alixian - November 14, 2011, 3:22 am
That not a Starship Troopers thing the whole "militry service guarantees citizenship"?
Verdeckt - November 12, 2011, 8:49 pm
(To borrow from Steven Wright) Stacey was an only child... Eventually.


TAGS: bug lightning thunder
Rating: 3.27/5

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EnkryptedSpirit - July 21, 2011, 7:47 pm
champ99 - July 21, 2011, 2:34 pm
Because they have small bung holes perhaps?

DOC HALLADAY - What's up doc?

THIS BUG - has a face on its back, your argument is invalid.

TAGS: bug invalid argument a face
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Soulmaster187

opsCOASTIE - November 8, 2011, 9:50 pm
not to mention that it could probably slice your finger off with it's pinsers...

MITE - Yeah, you sleep with these.

TAGS: mite gross disgusting bed everyday bugs
Rating: 2.88/5

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LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:46 am
I dunno about that, but I did need to get new glasses since I started looking at Motifake....ruby quartz optics to stop my eye beams from destroying you all that is!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
pro - December 30, 2008, 6:05 am
Don't worry, Motifakers! I was just yanking your chain. http://psychcentral.com/lib/2007/does-masturbation-cause-blindness/
Sean - December 29, 2008, 10:14 pm
--make allowances for the fact that we are dealing with one who can effortlessly spell "masturbation" correctly -- a rarity amounst the users of this site (see my poster "MASTERBATION", for further proof). Bye (Not "Bi"!)
Sean - December 29, 2008, 10:14 pm
Ah LD, you're earned your spots, dude. pro is obvioulsy alluding to the fact that as g** as I appear at times, I am only faking (sound the word out: "homo" - "phony"). While I don't necessarily understand where pro is coming from on this one, we have to
pro - December 29, 2008, 7:23 pm
Are you going blind, LD? Too much masturbation?
LogicDude - December 29, 2008, 2:12 pm
Did pro say it was a "homo-based misunderstanding" just then?
Khatmonsuk - December 29, 2008, 9:13 am
Let's not get immature...=)
Sean - December 29, 2008, 1:34 am
Yeah, that's it. Everything but the "hilarious" part. * aside to audience: "Don't no one tell that bastard how long it took me to type due to my laughing hysterically -- no srsly! pro is insufferable given even a hint of encouragement." *
pro - December 28, 2008, 9:51 pm
"Mighty in bed" is what your wife calls me, Sean, so maybe it's all just a hilarious homophony-based misunderstanding.
BuZZbomb - December 28, 2008, 8:41 pm
Really? Your wife tells me she gets plenty of action. Maybe her bed has mites too.
Sean - December 28, 2008, 7:45 pm
Love it ... and the really dperessing part is that I get more action from them than I do the wife.


TAGS: patrick s bug juice beer
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by Greeny

agdaniele - March 17, 2011, 11:07 pm
Not everyone is made for real beer.
5150monkeylove - March 17, 2011, 10:31 pm
Should we stone the heretic?

* SPLAT! * -

I can name nearly all of these characters -

Fractured Nursery Rhyme -

TAGS: bedtime story for bug eradicator
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

EmilioDumphque - May 8, 2014, 11:59 pm
Looks like a Black Widow web!
Airman - May 8, 2014, 9:51 pm
and you expect us all to sleep tonight? d*** you

Life -

Confidence -

No Regrets -


MOTHS - Mummifed egyptian butterflies back from the underworld to devour our souls

TAGS: bugs
Rating: 4.63/5

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PapaFox - November 29, 2012, 7:23 am
Oh those sly b***erflies! :-D


TAGS: dog sniff water buggatteh pic
Rating: 4.5/5

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alexsad - May 25, 2011, 6:06 am


TAGS: bugatti imitation inventive
Rating: 4.47/5

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deth369 - May 11, 2011, 1:58 pm
crankyhead - May 11, 2011, 4:55 am

BAH... - Humbug!

TAGS: bah humbug
Rating: 4.33/5

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MissPriss - December 18, 2012, 1:14 pm

"WATERBUGS" - What you call the cockroaches in your house to make yourself feel better.

TAGS: waterbug roach
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by unspokenrespect

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 5:07 pm
Wow, gotta call the landlord and specify which waterbug... Lol! 5L
unspokenrespect - May 8, 2012, 10:41 pm
LOL from what I understand, palmetto bugs are roaches too.
lgvernon - May 8, 2012, 10:07 pm

LOL~~I decided the South wasn't for me when I discovered they only have one season: Sweaty. No, thankyouverymuch.
Airman - May 8, 2012, 6:29 pm
I was visiting a relative in Shreveport when one landed on the patio table. I took Shreveport off of my future places to live
lgvernon - May 8, 2012, 4:24 pm

I oince had to fly to Florida on a homicide investigation. My h**el room was infested with roaches. I called the front desk to complain. The clerk said, in her sweet southern accent, "Why honey~~those aren't ****roaches, They're palmetto bugs."

GREYBEARDS - Look kindly on my new motifake! please dont make it a motifail!

TAGS: fail win bugger
Rating: 3.43/5

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razhneh - October 1, 2011, 12:24 am
we are playing a game sir! its called... burny burny, cut cut
Sean - September 17, 2011, 6:22 pm
Hey! Who you calling a mod?! *spits, then aplogizes to nearest two cats* And icksne on the a***re with the yrupsay. Mmmm'kay? Eh?
Maddness - September 17, 2011, 2:49 am
I needed to get my first motifake....
Verdeckt - September 16, 2011, 10:19 pm
You guys, you always know just what to say - Case in point #6964.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2011, 6:31 pm
It is kinda pandering to the mods, but I happen to know that Verdeckt Likes a good reacharound/pander once in a while. (and Sean likes it Canadian style(a*** with syrup)every so often)
Maddness - September 16, 2011, 4:46 pm
hey Im not a brown nose... this wasnt even supposed 2 be my first poster
Reality Lord - September 15, 2011, 8:28 pm

congrats on your first poster and good luck with many more. 5 for testicles to make a first poster
Sean - September 15, 2011, 6:11 pm
Wow. Brown nosing it right outta the gate. Smithers, I like the cut of his gib! I'll five it but they will be foofy poodles, instead of lions. But them again, poodles is more loyal than lions. Keep that in mind.
Maddness - September 15, 2011, 4:19 pm

THE GREAT OUTDOORS - Always best remembered in the past. The reality is lots of bugs biting you.

TAGS: and more bugs bites to go with that
Rating: 3.33/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:02 pm
Bugs, dirt, inclimate weather... Next time, Ramada Inn. 5L

YOU CAN GIVE PEACE A CHANCE... - I'll cover you in if that doesn't work out. Primal Studios


TAGS: humbug
Rating: 3.31/5

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Muck - November 4, 2009, 3:14 pm
4 rats for the Porter of the Gods! Guinness for Strength!
Derek - August 27, 2009, 7:24 pm
Guinness replacing Coke - very sensible.


CAUGHT ON LITTERBUG CAMERA - Total creep tosses his family's tree just one day after Christmas - ILLEGALLY.

TAGS: bah humbug
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by ughomer

MuddySoapfish - December 27, 2012, 2:03 pm
Good idea - bad ph**oshop - bottom of the truck is missing and dead space between the sign and truck ...
Iconoclast - December 27, 2012, 12:30 am
Some folks are just jerks. Good poster.

Brain bug -

TAGS: brainbug
Rating: 3/5

HEY GEORGE - You Need To Get Out From In Front Of The TV Every Once In A While


TAGS: bugs
Rating: 2.75/5

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RULES - even though they can be broken. Dont try this at home!

TAGS: bug
Rating: 2.71/5

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THE VEYRON ROADSTER - ...words fail me... (but i want one)

TAGS: bugatti veyron roadster grand sport rnr
Rating: 2.38/5

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zerojustice - September 8, 2008, 5:39 pm
kick a**

MYSPACE RELAUNCH - The German Point Of View

TAGS: myspace bug social network launch
Rating: 1.25/5

More motifakes by panic8

panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:20 am
Hurray, I made it, I'm the worst! You should have a warning sign "Not suited for narcissistic persons with suicidal tendencies!" :-D
agdaniele - October 28, 2010, 11:25 pm
rerun - October 28, 2010, 8:48 pm

this has to be the best worst motifake on the site
Neener - October 28, 2010, 6:47 pm
Put on a Lady Gaga meat dress and run through a dog obedience class singing Hound Dog.
ICEMAN - October 28, 2010, 6:43 pm
Care to make a wager?
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 6:40 pm
Resistance is futile, we have ways to make you lol!
pzykosiz - October 28, 2010, 6:19 pm
W.....T.....F 1L
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 5:03 pm
I forgot that you're a cabbalahist... yes, Heil Hitler : 2 = Donald Duck. Now make a MotiFake from that: http://asnailpace.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Donald_nazi.jpg
forseti - October 28, 2010, 4:37 pm
44? Half a Nazi. If I remember the Alphabet correctly
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 3:21 pm
An eccentric but amusing old man? Hey, I'm just 44 and was always that way! :-D
Ed-Hyde - October 28, 2010, 2:33 pm
Congratulations Panic8, you are well on your way to being a greybeard. While it's not mentioned much, our esteemed great one's confessed to all having a 1L wonder at one point in time or another. but yea, 1L.
forseti - October 28, 2010, 2:23 pm
and with "meta" you mean "no"? :P
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
Well, it's less a classic MotiFake, more a "historic" snapsh** with metahumor.
forseti - October 28, 2010, 1:30 pm
not even funny for Germans. I'll second Moo³²s statement.
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 1:03 pm
They've said the same about Second Life... and look at it now!
CoolioIndeed - October 28, 2010, 12:36 pm
Do people still use myspace? I thought it was the internet's abandoned amusement park.
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 11:02 am
The Message is the same like in English... that's what we see for 3 days now, over and over again.
GreyScorpion - October 28, 2010, 10:30 am
Dammit!! who left Mr M's cage door unlocked?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 10:23 am
different strokes for different folks......Someone will probably find it funny.... translate for us.
culos - October 28, 2010, 10:19 am
So why was it accepted and do we have to look at it? I can read and understand the German but the poster still sucks Eier! (Eggs for you although it's also slang for testis)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 10:12 am
We have other Germans here and they make more sense than this guy. and why all the caps?
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 10:06 am
Scratches head? Um what you talkin bout willis?

my prediction -

Violent Impulses -

TAGS: violent impulse bug calendar animals
Rating: 4.8/5

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JesusWept - March 3, 2016, 2:50 pm
My thoughts exactly ;)
Rick69 - March 3, 2016, 2:44 pm
Really appropriate font too...
JesusWept - March 3, 2016, 7:42 am
Watch "Kingdom Of The Spiders"! Crappy as hell lol. Thanks for the vote :)
concern3 - March 3, 2016, 7:08 am
I just got done watching "them" my god am I old? an up yours

Bugs -

TAGS: kids download bugs pregnant
Rating: 4.67/5

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JesusWept - April 24, 2015, 7:30 pm
Thanks, guys!
concern3 - April 23, 2015, 7:53 am
Excellent a 5er
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 9:51 pm
. . . and viruses! LOL! way too funny!!! 5L!!!!

Firefox Bugs -

TAGS: firefox bugs browser animals
Rating: 4.67/5

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JesusWept - February 7, 2015, 6:10 am
Thanks for the votes :))
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 3:04 am
Thank you for the fabulous ab workout, JW! That was fun!
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 3:02 am
.....Still laughing! Tears rollin'! 5L!

BUGS BUNNY's ex-girlfriend -

TAGS: looney tunes bugs bunny honey bunny
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

HypercatZed - September 12, 2015, 11:43 am
Lola Bunny an onscure character? Are you serious?
mizzdizz - September 12, 2015, 9:20 am
Zed! Where did you find this? Honey and Lola are really obscure characters! I only know because I'm married to a 'Toonhead! LOL!
mizzdizz - September 12, 2015, 9:16 am
Kat had a full change. Bugs is a cross dresser. Honey and Lola are genetic females. Get it RIGHT E.D.!
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2015, 3:05 am
Caitlyn Bunny?